workplace haikus

 here's some work related haikus
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 The phone goes, "beep beep"
Tech support, my name is Drew
How can I help you?
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Reboot the PC
His screen is now happenning;
Patel is angry!
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No no no no no!
You see because I need to
Only one more thing
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You come on my screen
You will understand me more.
Screen saver is on
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Want to print report
Ok, click on "reports" please
So I click "House" then?
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A funny haiku
Emailed Andrew and Owen
Left my sig on…. derp
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I fail at haiku
Syllables… I am confuse.
Drew is dissapoint.
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No tech 2 at night
Too many calls to deal with
I want promotion
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I check guest in room
Then folio not doing
Just another day
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Sat down and tore pants
Bag hanging out through the tear….
….ahhhh, air conditioned.
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Aberdeen needs help…
My MSN is flashing….
Right click, close window.