Saturday, November 13, 2010


Monday, October 4, 2010

uninspired haiku

haiku for the day
not too good, but here it is
oh, it's over now

Saturday, October 2, 2010

apology haiku

why so few haikus?
final fantasy fourteen
yes, i am its bitch

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

power was out!

wake up in darkness
no lights, console, or PC
life not worth living

Monday, September 27, 2010

Too early haiku

Did not set alarm.
Woke up at six anyway.
But it's my day off.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Work haiku

So much work to do.
Schedule private meeting room.
Lock the door and nap.

Alternate ending: lock the door and fap.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

lunch break haiku

lunch is a half hour
went home to make a sandwich
had 3 hour nap

Thursday, September 23, 2010

not a haiku today.

When I become president.
When I become president I will make the following changes.
First of all end of the war on drugs.
Release all nonviolent drug offenders in prison.
Officially pardon all nonviolent drug offenders.
Stopping the war on drugs releasing all of these inmates will free up billions of dollars annually.
Ending the war on drugs will also drastically lower crime since it will no longer be illegal to ingest plant or chemical matter.
Ending the war on drugs keep more money within the United States instead of drug suppliers outside the borders.
Keeping the violent drug offenders out of prison will allow them to contribute to society at boost the economy.
With these billions of dollars of new found wealth I will enact the following.
Create challenges to major automobile manufacturers to create fully electric vehicles.
To incentivize manufacturers, use a portion of the newfound wealth as a subsidy for the most promising products.
Allocate up to and including 50% of its newfound wealth for this project.
Return 5% of the remaining back to taxpayers.
This will further boost the economy and make for better quality of life.
Once two or three major auto manufacturers are fully on board with the electric automobile, provide incentives for people to purchase one of these vehicles.
These incentives can include; tax breaks, exiting lease agreements without penalty, inflated trade-in value for existing vehicles, and things of that nature.
Once the subsidies have allowed manufactures to cover the costs of new production facilities for electric vehicles, decrease the amount of subsidy by a percentage annually.
This should not negatively impact the manufacturers as new customers will outweigh the removal of these subsidies.
With a large portion of the populace utilizing electric vehicles the demand for oil will significantly decrease.
This will drop the price of gasoline for those still using combustion engines.
With fewer people using gasoline, revenue from taxes on gasoline for roads will decrease.
Since we will still have billions of dollars saved annually due to ending the war on drugs, a portion of this can be used to maintain and improve roads, set up charging stations, and converted gas stations into charging stations.
Within a few years demand for oil will drop significantly.
With such a low demand the need for foreign oil, territorial wars for oil based on false pretenses can be eliminated.
Ending these wars will allow thousands of Americans to come back home and be out of harm's way.
Other countries who want to stay competitive will notice these changes and enact similar changes.
Ideally these changes would influence clean energy groups to create more wind and solar energy farms.
With enough clean energy farms we could decrease our dependency on electricity based on coal burning.
All of these changes will eliminate many jobs, but create new ones as well.
After all of this, the United States will be mostly self-sufficient in regard to energy.
We could then remove more troops from foreign countries and ultimately remove all troops from being the invading force that it is in over 100 countries around the world.
Our military could once again be a defensive one and hopefully, eventually, we would no longer be seen as an agressor.
Once again, this entire plan has to start with ending the war on drugs.
I expect this entire situation to take more than one or two terms.
I would hope to have made enough of am impact by the end of my term so that the next president would not be able to undo all of these changes.
So, vote for me when the time comes.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

lol playstation

bought playstation move
right arm is sore, switch to left
feels like a stranger

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

rushed morning

no time to do both
do i get cash or coffee?
have cash, but sleepy

Monday, September 20, 2010

too late

should be asleep now
i'll hate myself tomorrow
invest in red bull

monday morning haiku

my iphone is dead
forgot to charge overnight
call in sick to work

Sunday, September 19, 2010

tech support haiku

informed the client
password is case sensitive
types "case sensitive"

Saturday, September 18, 2010

actual (not really) conversation

guess what my blog is
starcraft 2 techniques and shit?
nope, stupid haikus

Caturday haiku

Sun is shining bright
Want to play video games
Pull the curtains tight.

Friday, September 17, 2010

friday night haiku

it is near bedtime
hmm, get intimate with wife?
nah, fap in shower

oh lawds

This is a haiku.
Using speech recognition.
This took ten minutes. 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

new pc day!

Sudoku Haiku
numbers and syllables work
really hurts my brain

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

wednesday haiku

fucking rainy day
day of modern warfare 2
maybe take a nap

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

tuesday haiku

has anyone tried
ever what more to look like?
i am disappoint

Monday, September 13, 2010

monday haiku

locked down work PC
unlimited data plan
browse boards on iPhone

Sunday, September 12, 2010

sunday evening haiku

fuck i hate my job
can't think of anything else
this is bad haiku

Sunday haiku

lol fake racism to follow, be warned
Nervous arounds blacks
Don't like them following me
Even on twitter

Saturday, September 11, 2010

fucking saturday

had starbucks coffee
yeah it cost seven dollars
but it tastes like god

Friday, September 10, 2010

friday haiku

the house is a mess
instead of cleaning the place
browse forums and fap

Thursday, September 9, 2010

thursday evening haiku

bought new computer
four fucking days to get here
fap in the meantime

thursday morning haiku

updating drivers
keyboard wont fucking update
onscreen keyboard time

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

wednesday afternoon haiku

who loves brunch, i do!
i had pancakes down the street
but the coffee sucked

wednesday haiku

views only today
CTR is a bit high
/b/all you can /b/

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

tuesday haiku

garbage pickup day
meh, i'll take it out next week
but then who was phone?

Monday, September 6, 2010

new haiku

this haiku is relevant to my interests
i came home from work
twenty two comments on blog
time to get clicking

Saturday, September 4, 2010

workplace haikus

 here's some work related haikus
 The phone goes, "beep beep"
Tech support, my name is Drew
How can I help you?
Reboot the PC
His screen is now happenning;
Patel is angry!
No no no no no!
You see because I need to
Only one more thing
You come on my screen
You will understand me more.
Screen saver is on
Want to print report
Ok, click on "reports" please
So I click "House" then?
A funny haiku
Emailed Andrew and Owen
Left my sig on…. derp
I fail at haiku
Syllables… I am confuse.
Drew is dissapoint.
No tech 2 at night
Too many calls to deal with
I want promotion
I check guest in room
Then folio not doing
Just another day
Sat down and tore pants
Bag hanging out through the tear….
….ahhhh, air conditioned.
Aberdeen needs help…
My MSN is flashing….
Right click, close window.